What my brother and I do at the store
My brother and I went to the store today. We stood around looking at the books, and I decided to, for fun, judge a lot of books by their covers.
I picked up several of the popular books, none of which I had yet read, and began telling my brother my deductions about each.
“This book is stupid.”
“Why is that? Have you read it?”
“No, but look at this passage here [referring to the inside flap of the book cover]. See this? This indicates that it’ll mostly be about romance and whatnot.”
“You don’t know that.”
“Don’t I?” Obviously, I was being goofy, but I opened the book and began reading to him. The book had several passages that described:
-How beautiful a certain boy was.
-How perfect that boy was.
-Extremely poorly-done metaphors (“the moon was a white sailboat in an endless black sea”)
-How amazing the boy was.
-How amazing his voice was.
Before you ask, no, it was not Twilight, but it was still a book of eyeroll-worthy quality. My brother conceded that it was bad, but said that I likely couldn’t do it again.
I did with about four or five different books.
Apparently I’m good at judging books by their covers. xD