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May 2012

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Ginger Snaps Back: Say it with me now: → thisgingersnapsback.tumblr.com

thisgingersnapsback:

  • Dr. George Tiller’s killing was not justifiable homicide, it was murder.
  • Blowing up abortion clinics is terrorism.
  • Defacing and covering abortion clinics in graffiti is vandalism.
  • Chanting “You’re next!” at doctors and clinic administrators is threatening them.
  • Preventing patients…

And most important, if you condone or commit any of these acts, you do nothave the privilege of calling yourself pro-life.

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#k3nel1os #on my deviantart #bleh
May 30, 2012
#on my deviantart #sai #paint tool sai #water tool #eeeeee #nelly is proud #k3nel1os
Your Blog has been signed by... → manly-as-hell.tumblr.com

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Chris Evans

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Chris Hemsworth

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Jeremy Renner

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Mark Ruffalo

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Robert Downey Jr.

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Scarlett Johansson

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Tom Hiddleston

mark no

WHAT IS AIR

Mr Ruffalo, that’s not a signature.

Mark.

Oh my god Mark what are you doing

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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child.
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A 90 years old man holds hands with his 40+ boyfriend. People call him a pervert, no one knows he's been hibernated for 70 years. People call another guy short. No one knows he has a serious genetic mutation that causes him to turn into a green raging monster. People call a man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting with his assassin of a wife who didn't like the nest he had built them. People call a man stupid but they don't know he is the norse god of thunder. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won’t do it, because you do what you want.
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#omygod
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In Maryland, Male Student Suspended for Wearing a Skirt → nbcwashington.com

transradical:

accio-mermaid:

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Warren Evans, an openly bisexual student at Calvert High School, was suspended for wearing a skirt, [allegedly] violating the school’s dress code.

Evans says the school is discriminating against him and does not believe he violated any dress code.

“I don’t think so. Why not? It didn’t say anywhere in the code of conduct or dress code that says boys can’t dress like girls,” Evans commented.

The school district’s dress code policy states schools can regulate dress or even hair lengths.

Students at the school told News4’s Shomari Stone that female students wear skirts of the same length that Evans wore, but they were not suspended.

School officials will not comment on the suspension. They did say the dress code applies to all students, regardless of gender.

Public schools being used for taxpayer-sponsored gender policing. Just warms your heart, don’t it?

…wat.

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May 22, 2012
no one ever reads these things I post.

sickened-dragon:

but I feel shit yet again. I’m planning to cut myself tonight. Do I use my depression as an excuse? No, but someone said I do. That hurt, deep, not like other things. I spend each day thinking about committing suicide. Nothing has changed other than the setting and appearance. I’m still the disappointment. Everyday I wish I didn’t exist. I try to live a digital life because real life has made me so low. So I think I shall go listen to some metal and cut.

How the hell does this have 0 notes? (Surprise, Nelly’s cursing!)

I don’t even know you…at all…but people need to smack themselves in the face sometimes. Depression isn’t an excuse.

Bro, I give you a digital hug. I have hope in ya (:

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reblog if you'd care if I killed myself tonight.
May 19, 201266,368 notes
#i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't reblog this #even if they were browsing someone's tumblr that they didn't know #i'd care if anyone did #and even though i don't like guilt posts #i want to let them know that
Once they got there, Nelly took out a box. "I've been wanting to show you this for a while, Kou," she said, and handed him a stack of papers. Kou loked through them, it was a story. It was a rather amazing story, rich of detail and the worlds Nelly was known for. After he was done, he turned to Nelly. "This is amazing!!" he said, and Nelly gave one of those wide smiles that seemed to be reserved especially for him. Without thinking, he leaned in and kissed her.

who are you

May 18, 2012
Every year since she'd turned 16, she'd been making her own cake. This year, it was one of her favorite desserts: sun cakes. Kou ate one as he spoke awkwardly to Lady, who had shown up for the party, about how good her art was getting. Nelly came out of nowhere, telling him that she had to show him something. She grabbed his hand (he actually felt sparks) and pulled him away from the crowd into her room.

why are you doing this to me

May 18, 2012
It was a few years ago that Kou found himself staring at Nelly as they spoke. Her bright blue eyes...her smile that surfaced whenever they spoke together...her soft brown hair that he had to resist the urge to touch. Kou found himself wanting to move closer to her so that their shoulders touched or making excuses to hang out with her more. It was probably around the age of 20, at her eighteenth birthday party, that he came to terms with the fact that he loved her.

what are you doing

May 18, 2012
What my brother and I do at the store

My brother and I went to the store today. We stood around looking at the books, and I decided to, for fun, judge a lot of books by their covers.

I picked up several of the popular books, none of which I had yet read, and began telling my brother my deductions about each.

“This book is stupid.”

“Why is that? Have you read it?”

“No, but look at this passage here [referring to the inside flap of the book cover]. See this? This indicates that it’ll mostly be about romance and whatnot.”

“You don’t know that.”

“Don’t I?” Obviously, I was being goofy, but I opened the book and began reading to him. The book had several passages that described:

-How beautiful a certain boy was.

-How perfect that boy was.

-Extremely poorly-done metaphors (“the moon was a white sailboat in an endless black sea”)

-How amazing the boy was.

-How amazing his voice was.

Before you ask, no, it was not Twilight, but it was still a book of eyeroll-worthy quality. My brother conceded that it was bad, but said that I likely couldn’t do it again.

I did with about four or five different books.

Apparently I’m good at judging books by their covers. xD

May 18, 2012
It's a thing.: Lowest to highest self esteem- → soul-the-tamashii.tumblr.com

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randomzodiac:

Virgo
Pisces
Cancer
Leo
Capricorn
Scorpio
Aquarius
Libra
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i’m an aries and i have no self-esteem to speak of

May 18, 20121,817 notes
Ginger Snaps Back: Reblog With an Irrational Fear → thisgingersnapsback.tumblr.com

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Sharks

falling off of a low building and hitting my mouth on a dumpster

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Sooo.. if one plus one equals two whats Nelly + Xal = ? I don't know what to ask ; A ; OKOK.. pfft I'll ask another one when i get my student in BD

If 1 plus 1=2, then Nelly + Xal=POWER RANGERS. Can’t you do simple math?

May 16, 2012
Gimme some sweet lovin' //stabbed with a spork

fklsdjafskdfj <33 <loves>

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WHAT. IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR.

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May 16, 2012
NO I WANT MOAR LOVE. Y U NO GIVE ME MOAR LOOOOOOVE KDSIFDSSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP

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DRAW YOUR FAVOURITE SHIP???

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Give me your boobs.

w-why—?

May 16, 2012
DO YOU LOVE ME?

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May 16, 2012
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

BOXERS

May 16, 2012
What do you look like?

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b00tifu7 

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Ginger Snaps Back: jerrymuffinbutt: thisgingersnapsback: connerxvx: It’s really sad how... → thisgingersnapsback.tumblr.com

jerrymuffinbutt:

thisgingersnapsback:

connerxvx:

It’s really sad how much time people spend doing research trying to invalidate veganism somehow. If they spent that much time actually researching factory farming and animal testing, they’d probably be vegan right now.

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Boop boop! Veganism is too expensive for some less privileged people to survive on. Sorry, but that’s just the truth! Some vegans experience health problems due to their bodies not being used to the absence of meat. This usually isn’t a problem: pick up some supplements, right?

Well, some people can’t keep up with both buying good produce, healthy alternatives to animal problems, and supplements. Some people are not quite as privileged as you, and you need to respect that as a financial decision rather than a moral outrage.

Ta-ta <3 (not directed at Ginger Snaps Back, by the way! I just love her blog and thus reblog everything from her)

May 15, 2012176 notes
"But not all ______ are like that!"

thisgingersnapsback:

secretbraintwin:

thisgingersnapsback:

THAT’S NEVER THE POINT.

THANKS FOR PLAYING.

What, so (possibly) unfair generalizations are okay as long as they’re used to prove a point?
If someone says, “all young people are irresponsible,” “all women are over emotional,” “all Christians are ignorant,” it’s not okay to object anymore?

I’m sorry, I get what you’re saying here, but I don’t agree with this dismissive attitude towards treating people as individuals. 
 

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LOL

“Not all A are like that!”

TOTALLY equals

“All A are B”

Am I right, guys? Am I?

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"You're Not a REAL Yaoi!" [ tw: transphobia ]

weeaboo-stories:

Before I start my story, there are two things you need to know. One, I’m a cis guy, but my boyfriend is trans. However, he’s pre-T and pre-surgery (he’s still a minor, and unfortunately his parents are unsupportive), so he still has kind of a high voice and a slight figure. Two, my boyfriend was born with a rare condition that left him with a slightly malformed left lung. Generally it’s not as bad as it sounds, he was lucky to to be born with “enough” lung tissue to be able to lead a pretty normal life; he’s got some breathing difficulties and is more prone to infections, and he’s exempt from gym at school because he’s a “liability” but other than that it doesn’t really interfere with his life all that much (when he was younger he underwent a lot of treatments but he’s now long out of the “critical” stage that doctors are usually most concerned about). Still, he has to be careful not to exert himself too much. Both of these things are important to my story.

Anyway. Onward.

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#you go on expecting some semi-funny stories about weeaboos #but then you discover this #and your heart is broken #i can't believe this
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